JAMIE ALIMORAD REWRITES CHRISTMAS

a sarcastic holiday anthem wrapped in joy, chaos, and community

‘santa sucks’ bursts in with a grin on its face and a wink in its eye. it is playful from the first moment, leaning fully into the frustration, humour, and absurdity of festive expectations gone wrong. rather than chasing glossy perfection, jamie alimorad embraces the mess, turning disappointment into something loud, communal, and oddly heart warming.

the track thrives on its sense of togetherness. with vocals contributed by over fifty family members, friends, and loved ones, there is a genuine feeling of shared chaos running through the song. it sounds like a living room party caught mid laugh, where everyone is singing along whether they can sing or not. that energy gives the track its charm and keeps it feeling human rather than novelty.

based in los angeles, alimorad brings a sharp pop instinct to the release, balancing humour with strong melodic hooks. the production stays bright and punchy, letting the chorus land hard while never losing its sense of fun. it is festive without being polite, joyful without being polished.

‘santa sucks’ works because it knows exactly what it is. it does not try to outdo classic christmas songs, it stands proudly beside them as the one you put on when the day has gone slightly off plan. honest, ridiculous, and very easy to love.

thank u for making this jamie alimorad 🎄



One response to “JAMIE ALIMORAD REWRITES CHRISTMAS”

  1. this is the best Christmas song ever!!!

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